TEBOW FAN OF THE MONTH: Conman from FL
Our fan of the month is the one-and-only Conman. As a NY fan converting to join our Gator Nation, Conman partied in the parking lot of the BCS game and slept to Timmy bringing us victory. Conman is benching combine-weight 225 over 10 times and wishes to reach Tebow reps in his chest-only workouts. Conman secretly loves Tebow but tries to front with lame remarks and stalker putdowns. It's OK Con, you can love Tebow openly like we all do now - you are outted. Conny, go grab a slab of ribs from Penn Dutch for the smoker and knock back another 18-pack of bombers in honor of your Fan Of The Month status -- and get ready to witness Timmy becoming THE greatest player in NFL history.
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