Like Norm to Cheers, Christine is to Bru’s East. Since Timmy took his first snap in the Swamp in 2006 (and probably years before), our new FOTM, has been glued to the same barstool at Bru’s East watching every phenomenal play from our Hei15man Hero. She is the epitome of consistency, dedicated to obtaining her traditional spot to knock down buckets o f Coronas every fall Saturday. Like Tebow off the field, Christine appears to be a soft spoken, well mannered individual, however when she’s suited up in the courtroom (her field), she dominates and stiff arms the competition into submission just like #15. And although there are no confirmed occurrences where her stool at Bru’s was already occupied upon her arrival, it seems odd that Christine often has her tab paid by bloodied patrons across the bar sending sincere apologies and vowing not to come near her corner again. So let’s raise our glasses and salute this FOTM as we begin Timmy’s final (and UF’s first Undefeated) season, just don’t take her seat.
