MY TEBOWNER BLOG - QUEER EYE FOR THE TEBOW GUY

My name is Pro aka Proguy... i have renamed myself as "Teprow" and have dedicated to blogging here once a week about Tebow and related subjects. Please come back once in a while and check out my lunatic rants about Tim Tebow, the Chosen One. E-MAIL me your comments on my awesome blogggggggg!!!

Oct 11, 2008 – Pre LSU Whew, got back in the win column, but not the outburst of energy and offense that we were all hoping for. Rainy and Demps had a couple long touchdowns late to make the score look better than the game was. Tebow looked better than he did against Ole Miss, but still didn’t see that fire in his eyes. If it sounds like I’m down on Tebow and the Gators, I’m not. I think back to the 2006 season, when early on, we had all the pieces but weren’t firing on all cylinders. I think that could be the case this year, if we can show some improvement on the offensive and defensive lines. The good news is that this game is the most important game of the season, against the defending chumps is in THE SWAMP. As if Timmy and the Gators weren’t already going to be psyched to redeem themselves and defend the Swamp this makes it more special. Last year we had the Tigers on the ropes, with our young defense, and gave the game away in the fourth quarter. Lucky Less is a Real Cock(y) piece of shit and is due for an ass kicking. Thanks to his genius linebacker, Jean Francine, for saying they were going to knock Tebow out of the game and adding fuel to the fire. First he pusses out with a clarification later that day to say he meant knock Timmy out of his rhythm not hurt him. Then, the chicken shit must have watched some tape of Tebow beating down FSU last year after Gena Hayes made similar comments and thought otherwise. Newsflash, Jean Francine isn’t even making the trip to Gainesville. They say he’s got a pulled groin, but I think he’s got a yeast infection in his big vagina (http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sec/0-1-584/LSU-s-Jean-Francois-won-t-play-against-Florida.html). LSU is a high quality team, but look for some better offensive play calling and execution from Timmy, Percy, Louis, Chris, BJ, and Aarron (Big Game) to get their shit together and bring the Gators back into National Championship contention. Need to make sure we dominate on special teams and win the turnover battle. Teprowdiction: Gators 34 LSU 21

Oct 3, 2008 – Post Miss I, Teprow, take full responsibility for the Gators loss to Ole’ MotherFuckin’ Miss and that assfuck Houston No Nutts. One, I did not post a blog after the great road win against Fat Fuckin’ Phil. Two, I did not dawn the Tebow Jersey for the Ole Miss Game. Three, I like Urban Meyer was celebrating USCs loss and looking ahead. Other culprits in the loss include: Jeff aka Beautiful Babies who broke game day tradition by watching the game at a different location. Dawn who didn’t make her game day Gator Cupcakes. And Finally, Bob Brudzinski, who’s bar, Bru’s Room (http://www.brusroom.com) ran out of the All tePROw Combo during the game. So now, we must move on and regain the “Eye of the Tiger” (Circa 1982) and wake the fuck up to plow through the rest of the SEC schedule. We need to see the hungry Tebow we saw last year, who after every run or big play, got jacked up and electrified the team and the Gator Nation. I’m optimistic that Timmy will back up his promise to play as hard as any player in the country and make sure his team follows his lead. Teprowdiction: UF 42 Arkansas (and puss coach Petrino) 17.

Sept 19, 2008 – Pre Vols I apologize for the long delay, although I am pretty bummed that nobody contacted me to wonder where the hell it was. You might think the lack of readers and feedback reduce my motivation, but fuck that, this isn’t about you the reader or me the idiot, its all about the Chosen One, Tim Heisman Tebow. Speaking of which, after he and the Gators slept through the first three quarters of the Miami game, they finally woke up to lay an SEC Smackdown on the “Has been U”. After hanging in for awhile, they couldn’t just take the loss like men, they had to cry about the last field goal like little fuckin’ babies. Shannon Randy (both girls names) said the late field goal showed a lack of character Urban Meyer and will only help Miami in the recruiting battle. What a fuckin’ tool. Yeah, if I was an 18 year old recruit in the SWAMP that night, I would have told Shannon to shove his scholarship up his ass as soon as I saw the Gators take the field in an electric environment. Gas was a buck a gallon the last time College Gameday was at a Miami home game and by the time they make it there again, cars won’t need gas. The said thing is, as shitty as they are they may compete for the ACC (All Cupcake Conference) title. Well enough about a shitty team and their pussy conference, its finally time for some SEC game starting with Tennessee. Great job Fat Fuckin’ Phil did in representing the conference by losing to an unranked UCLA team who got shut out the week later. Tebow and the Gators are going to give the Vols a spanking in front of 86,000 dumb fucks wearing the ugly puke orange. The other 20K will be rabid Gator Fans, which will be the only ones left in the stadium by the time the fourth quarter starts. I hope to see the same stifling D we saw two weeks ago and a much better offense with Tebow throwing the ball downfield and some big runs by our speedy backs. TEPROWICTION: Gators 43 Vols 10

Sept 3, 2008 – Post Hawaii – Pre Canes One Down, Thirteen Wins to Go! As expected, Hawaii did not provide a challenge for Tebow and the Gators. The only thing they did manage to do was break Timmy’s 14 game streak of scoring at least one rushing TD and one passing TD. BFD (Big F*@kin Deal)! Tebow will be remembered for a lot of more important things like SEC TitleS, HeismanS and National ChampionshipS! So we crushed Hawaii without Percy and Spikes and Tebow didn’t even break a sweat (does he sweat?). All three phases of the team looked good, but we’ll get a much better gauge against Miami on Saturday. I’ve been looking forward to this game since they put it on the schedule. I have a lot of hated teams (Auburn, Georgia, Tennessee, FSU, LSU, Cocks, etc.), but right now Miami ranks right up there after attending the beatings they gave us in G-Ville in 2002 and Miami in 2003. I have horrible memories from both games. In G-Ville I almost knocked out a 70 year old woman who said, “So this is the toughest place to play in the country?” walking out of the Swamp. Later that night there was a fire in the Porpoise (Gator City to you damn newbies) which interrupted my attempt to drown my sorrows. It was worse in 2003 after having an awesome day on a party bus down to the OB (shithole) and kicking their ass for 3 quarters, before the bottom dropped out. It’s bad enough to blow a huge fourth quarter lead, but when your old quarterback Brock “Little Cock” Berlin leads the comeback it was torture. Living in South Florida only made it worse. But finally the football gods have scheduled this game when the Gators are on a good run and the Canes are rebuilding. If I could send Urban a message on how to approach this game it would be……….NO MERCY! Challenge the offense to score 100 and the defense to post a shut out. So help me Cane fans, if that happens, you are going to be hearing from Teprow for a long time. I’ll start by following you fucks back to the Bambi Hotel and camp out (with a cooler of beer) all night shouting profanities outside your window so you can’t sleep. And if one of those bastards shoot me (as they are know for), I’ll die with a smile on my face. Screw that, I need to be at the game in Miami next year. Actually we’ll get to win on their new home field in January for the NC. This week’s TEPROWDICTION: Gators 62 Miami 13 This Hannah Bitch, better not interfere with this Game. Although Timmy can just stiff arm it sending it across the Atlantic.

August 25, 2008 – Pre-Season Start Finally, less than a week until Tebow and the Gators take the field in the opener vs. Hawaii. I already have a semi-tebowner. Other than a few injuries (will miss C.I.), we’re in good shape and should be even better on offense and hopefully significantly improved on “D”. I’m willing to sacrifice some of Tebow’s stats for a more wins with a balanced attack, especially with Rainey and Moody in the backfield. Timmy can win a second Heisman with less impressive stats, if the Gators are in the BCS title race. Again, I’m a little disappointed that June (girl’s name) Jones won’t be coaching the (Rainbow) Warriors for a thrashing worse than Georgia gave them in the Sugar Bowl. Speaking of UGA, glad to see them and not UF in the preseason #1 spot. All that ranking does is make them a bigger target for the #5 (perfect starting spot) for the Gators. Before I make my prediction for the Hawaii game, I have a long term teprowdiction, ok personal dream for Timmy. Although Gator Football is by far my number 1 sports passion, I also enjoy the NFL, and have been cursed by being a “stinkin” NY Jets fan since I was a kid. So yes, I’m happy to have Favre, but hope he only stays two years. I’ll take a good year this season, and then hope for the bottom to drop out so the can draft Timmy and watch himn shatter all Favre’s and all NFL records as a J-E-T, Jet, Jet, Jet. Although no Gators have played for the Jets in 15 years, there is a UF connection with their offensive coordinator, Brian Schottenheimer, who was Wuerrfel’s backup and went to UF specifically to learn from Stevil (Spurrier, for you nubies). Now let me get back to Gator Football and this weeks game, before I alienate the couple of readers I (hopefully still) have. The Gators are notoriously known for starting out slow in the opener, usually against small conference teams. My theory has always been that these small schools get paid a lot of cash to come to the Swamp for an embarrassing ass kickin’, and UF gives the opponent 10 – 15 minutes of hope, before going full throttle. I don’t expect that this week, and regardless of the coaching change, want to make a statement teprowdict a blowout 49-10 (hopefully worse). Not that I’m looking ahead (ok, guilty), but I’m heading up to G-Ville for the Miami game and still don’t have tix. Please email me at teprow@tebowner.com if you have any for sale. Go Timmy, Go GATORS!!!

June 13, 2008 – Summer Where the fuck has Teprow been for the past six months? TePROCRASTINATING! I had lost my Teprow MoJo and I’m trying to get it back with only 9 Saturdays left until kickoff against Hawaii. Not to mention I was threatened to lose my blog if I didn’t submit this by midnight tonight. Sorry readers (all 3 of you), I’m not ready to give it up yet and look forward to another blogging about our Hero and his second Heisman and National Championship season.

So what has Timmy been up to since his last game in January? He’s added to his hardware collection by winning the E. Sullivan Memorial Award as the nation’s most outstanding amateur athlete and the SEC Male Athlete of the year. He threw for 200 yards and 2 TDs in the Orange & Blue game with a 103 degree fever. I personally think that story was made up by ESPN to try and make Tebow appear human with weaknesses, even though we know better. I enjoyed watching the ESPN coverage and watching Erin Andrews drool all over Tebow, while I (like most male viewers) was drooling over her. Don’t they make a nice Gator couple? Tebow also was also honored at the State Capitol in TallaFuckinghassee in April. Apparently Burt (fag) Reynolds Hall, where the Nole Players live, was on lockdown that day. Sources tell me that more than 30 Noles, including Geno Hayes, wet their beds in fear of being stiff armed, AGAIN! As if that wasn’t enough, Tebow spent his spring break in the Philippines assisting doctors perform surgery for impoverished children. He’s the man!

Now let me reflect on what I’ve done since the bowl game. Hmm, I’ve gained about 10 -15 lbs. drinking beer and playing Xbox Live (Gamertag: ProGuy). Although I realize I’ll never be a pimple on Tebow’s ass (neither will you), I’m suddenly motivated to be a little more Tebowish, and will strive to be a better person and give a little more back to the community over the next few months (until football season). I challenge you to put down your beers and game controllers and do the same. Although I’m confident about a good season, a little extra karma spread throughout the Gator Nation wouldn’t hurt. Feel free to drop me a line at teprow@tebowner.com and let me know any tebowlike acts you or a friend has accomplished. Or more importantly, let me know if you have any tickets to any games this season. More in a few weeks.

June 13, 2008 – COUNTER-BLOG Dude - this blog is lame and blogs dont have 6 month gaps. There is a world of Tebow to discuss all fucking year! How about a little comedy in this too, its too clean, too straight-up - get some balls and write some good shit in here next time.

The bullshit about giving back to the community. Wow, you have alot of hoodspa putting that in there when you called me repeatedly all weekend to play xbox (Gamertag: winzillions) and drank you ass off on top of it - no thought a bettering your community that weekend. I'm sure this week will be different... see you online tonight ;-)

Now get back to work you slacker, and write a decent though-provoking controversial blog so I dont have to waste time blasting you again and again on here.

Jan 2, 2008 – Post Bowl Game Hope all you Tebowites had a Great Holiday and a Happy New Year. Or at least up until the start of the Capital One Bowl. Unfortunately it was reminiscent of the Florida Georgia game, where the Gator offensive line and the defense was pathetic. Not sure if it was the players or the schemes, but it seemed like Miiiiiiichigan always had one free blister unaccounted for. Tebow and the other playmakers (Harvin, Caldwell, CI) did their job, but just didn’t get the ball in their hands enough. I expected more adjustments in the second half, then we got. Although the offense missed on some opportunities, the Defense and special teams stunk up the citrus bowl (to put it politely). I didn’t see the opening kick fiasco of the second half (had to break the seal), but heard it was pathetic. Well although Timmy didn’t have his best game, it was a much better showing then last years Heisman Trophy winner (Troy Smith) had in his bowl game, where the Gators beat him senseless for 60 minutes. The only other saving grace to the loss is that it wasn’t for a title. I know wining bowl games always helps recruiting, but its not like we lost a shot at a National Championship. (The game was close, Tebow played well, and hopefully if our defense can get a pass rush and cover some receivers next year, Timmy and the Gators will have a chance to win some trophies next year. For as young as the team was this year, I don’t think losing 4 games was awful, just because we were in all of them with a chance to win late in the game. Losing any games next year will be UNACCEPTABLE. That’s all Teprow’s got for now, but will be sure to be sharing some thoughts and bullshit throughout the off season.

December 13, 2007 – Post Heisman Hangover Well I have to admit, as great as last weekend was; Teprow is suffering from some post Heisman, no game for a few weeks, depression. Even after the Gators whipped FSU’s ass and we knew the next game wouldn’t be until New Years Day, there was the Heisman Ceremony to look forward to and a reason to get together with fellow Tebowites and drink. Now there are still 19 days ( 3 Saturdays) left before SuperTim takes the field against the Wolverines, so I guess I’m feeling a little letdown.

In other SEC news, Bobby Petrino left the Atlanta Falcons to replace Houston Nuttless at Arkansas. What a little bitch he was to bail out of Atlanta without even finishing one season. Even when Steve left UF to coach the Redskins, he gave it two years before giving up. If Petrino thinks it was bad in Atlanta, wait until the day (10-4-08) he plays the Gators next season. He is going to wish he could trade places with Michael Vick that day, and probably resign from Arkansas and go coach pee wee football. That’s all I have for now, just trying to get over the Heisman Hangover and trying to get ready for the Holidays.

December 11, 2007 – HE15MAN And the winner of the 2007 Heisman Memorial Trophy is TIM TEBOW, FLORIDA !!!!! Music to Teprow’s and the Gator Nation’s ears. As ecstatic as I was when they called his name, I was also a bit relieved. Relieved, that the voters did the right thing and didn’t fall into their lame traditional mindsets as they’ve done for over 70 years. Tebow was Unequivocally “THE MOST OUTSTANDING COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER OF 2007.” I watched Timmy’s speech several times last night and this morning, and couldn’t help but feel like a proud father (ok, older brother) after watching him exceed all of the unrealistic expectations put on him the past two years. And what better than to have Danny Boy waiting on stage to be the first one to congratulate Timmy. Tebow was a little nervous (who wouldn’t be), but Brilliant just like he is on the field. “I love being a Gator, I love the University of Florida,” he said. I’ve also said these things many times, but don’t think it will have quite the effect of recruiting, like Tebow saying after winning the Heisman. Who the hell wouldn’t want to come play for the Gators and get a chance to play with “The Chosen One!” I also caught something on the replay, I missed live. When Tim went to give Urban a hug, Houston “Butt” Nutt was in the background looking like the loser he is and always will be (whether or not he’s at Arkansas or Old Miss). Can’t wait to beat his ass in Gainesville (9/27/08). Although I’m predicting one of Timmy’s best games, opening day against Hawaii in THE SWAMP. I hope June (girl’s name) Jones is on the sideline to get an accidental stiff arm, that lands him in Shands to watching on TV as Tebow shatters Brennan’s career records in one game. System quarterback………….My Ass! Wow, we haven’t even played the bowl game (lookout Miiiiiichigan) and Teprow’s already energized to kick some ass and go undefeated next season when Tebow gets his 2nd National Championship and Heisman. Next year Tebow gets a Heisman Vote, will he vote for himself or Percy Harvin???? Because Teprow Guarantees a Heisman for one of them!

Thanks to my fellow Tebowites at Bru’s East for showing up in full Tebow gear and sharing in the celebration of Tebow’s (first) Heisman Trophy. This site seems to be getting a ton of hits over the past couple of days, but we’re curious how everyone’s hearing about us. Please send me an email teprow@tebowner.com and let me know.

P.S. I had to text TebOwner.coM (Tom) when Timmy was announced the winner, as he was at a bareback rodeo at his “Dude Ranch”. I also apologize for the delayed blog. I just sobered up after 3 days of celebrating.

December 5, 2007 – SPECIAL EDITION FINAL-COUNTER-COUNTER-BLOG Timing may have been bad but your are still a horse's ass.

I agree on some points ... but dont question my Tebow fanhood - I am running Tebowner.com! What more can i do. Speaks for itself. Best Tebow fan site on the net, bar none. My time, dedication, and worship speaks volumes. Don't attempt to go there.

Now get back to work you slacker, and write a decent though-provoking controversial blog so I dont have to waste time blasting you again on here. Or else in the words of Trump "You're Fired!"

December 5, 2007 – SPECIAL EDITION COUNTER-COUNTER-BLOG After months of watching Teprow grab the spotlight and single-handedly put this website on the map by spreading the good news of Tebow and Tebowner.com throughout this great nation (or at least the East Coast), TebOwner.coM’s jealousy finally was too much for him to handle. He finally pulled his head out of his ass and the pacifier out of his mouth to speak his thoughtless mind. He originally asked me to write this blog as he was quite aware of my award winning literary skills compared to his childish rants (Tebow is Good, McFadden is bad) and rather than take a shot at it himself first, now he has embarrassed himself by letting all of you loyal Teprow fans witness his pathetic demise. Not only did I introduce TebOwner.coM to Timmy, as he was playing HS football an Nease, but provided him with a copy of the ESPN special “The Chosen One” in the Fall of 2005, months before Timmy stepped foot on the UF campus for the first time as a student (January 9, 2006, in case you were wondering).

The saddest part of it all is TebOwner.coM’s timing of his lame retaliation. Here we are only 3 days away from our main man Timmy accepting the Heisman Trophy and taking another step on journey that will inevitably proclaim him as not only the greatest player in the history of the Gator Nation, but all of College Football, and TebOwner.coM is throwing a temper tantrum, because he needs some attention.

On Saturday night, Teprow will be hosting a Heisman party at a local Gator Bar (Bru’s East) with some friends and toasting #15. Where will TebOwner.coM be? He tells me he can’t make the party because he will be at a “Dude Ranch” (his words) for the weekend. I was too scared to ask him to elaborate on exactly what that meant, but he probably won’t even be able to watch the Heisman Ceremony on TV. Big F&*kin’ Tebow fan he is.

I’ll be back at least one more time before the trophy ceremony to focus on “The Chosen One” instead of “The Foolish One” like I did today.

December 4, 2007 – SPECIAL EDITION COUNTER-BLOG Let me get this out of the way... I run this site and I gave this space to a major Gator fan - calling himself Teprow - to express his fanhood on Tebow and general Gator-going-ons... he has disappointed me and probably the millions (and per The Rock --- and millions!) of fans of this site. Boring arguments, mild analysis, and lackluster passion has forced me to post this. Only his sister looks on here to read his bulls**t... I apologize to all the fans of Tebowner.com.

Tebow, of course, is the best player in the country. We knew this as the Gators got him out of high school and now it has come to light across the country. Those old dudes with sawdust in their nuts better make the right vote. Sophomore my white ass. That's horse crap, a way to play it old school. Nowadays with so many injuries and leaving school early - you gotta give the Heisman to the best player. I understand McF**knutt and Charlie Daniels have senority - who gives a rat's ass. Tebow will win this. No one is even close. Check out this guy's 'anal'ysis http://year2.wordpress.com/2007/11/26/tebow-vs-daniel-passing/ . Daniel should beat McF**kNutt for sure - and McF**knutt has had some bad games in there. Anyway, Saturday will be a great day for Tebow and us.

Voting on ESPN for the Heisman. Nice idea and actually this online voting counts as one total vote. Of course you have seen our link to get online votes for Tebow on this site... This ESPN voting is the worst. Anyone can run automation software (I have) and run up the voting numbers (I have). Someone out there autovoted for Daniel because Tebow and Daniel were even when I hit the sack and when I woke, Daniel was 100K votes MORE! Who is programming this multizillion dollar web site? put some security on this page so it cant be automated. If Tebow loses the Heisman by one vote I will personally launch a campaign to nullify this vote and also take a ride up to ESPN and choke out Corso with my bare hands. I wouldnt care if it didnt count for the real Heisman but this is ridiculous.

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November 28, 2007 – Post-FSU Heisman Countdown: 10 days

For those (1 or 2) of you who have been anxiously awaiting a post FSU blog, my sincerest apologies. For those of you plotting to take the tebowner.com from Teprow, I will find out who you are and stiff arm you to the floor. I was suffering from writers block, since I was no longer able to talk Cocks.

I'm no fan of LSU or Les Miles (hopefully Michigan bound), but I was sick to my stomach after Arkansas upset LSU and the dopey ass Arkansas (now Ole Miss) Coach, Houston "no" Nutt, was making an ass of himself telling Mark May and Lou Holtz to take a look at #5 (Darren McFaggen) as the best player in the country. BULLSHIT, RunDMC is a great running back, but 1 or 2 great games, nor being a potential #1 NFL pick makes a Heisman Trophy Winner. McFadden may have had the potential to win it, but he shit the bed a few games, while Timmy was phenomenal every freakin' week. The winner should be chosen on performance, not the potential they did not live up to. There have been many writers/announcers (May, Terry "Clown" Bowden, etc.) who have it right, there is NO competition for this award, Tebow is the only choice. There are also a couple of idiots (Herbstreit, Howard, etc.) who change their story every night. There is nobody more biased than me when it comes to the Chosen One, but I do believe Tebow is the most deserving player and will probably flip several tables and start a riot (at Bru's east, of course) if Timmy is not holding up that trophy next Saturday night.

P.S Wanna give a recipricatory shout out to Gator Rob, Dec FOM. Way to go Superfan! I also refuse to even mention the lame quarterback from Miszou in this blog (but guess I just did)

November 18, 2007 – Post-FAU Teprow was again pretty close to picking the score. It was the kind of game I expected, EXCEPT they needed to get Timmy another couple of touchdowns. I think a couple of FAU defenders must have had some kryptonite on them, because they seemed to stop the T-man more than anyone else has. But why the hell is Kestahn Moore carrying the ball in the red zone? Are we trying to see if he can fumble away Timmy’s Heisman? Tebow is real close to locking this thing in and 2 or 3 more TDs could be the difference. And even though Bubba had a ton of catches, he dropped an easy one in the end zone in the 3rd quarter. Tebow’s been busting his ass for the Gator Nation for two years; give a little back by clicking on the link below and voting for him, because the loser fans from Missouri and Arkansas have nothing better to do than vote for their sub par (mere mortal) players. In the words of Tebowner himself, McFadden and Daniel have almost as much talent as a pimple on Timmy’s ass.

https://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/vote

Well the SEC title is now officially out of reach, so lets ditch the “There’s No I in Team” bullshit and realize there is “An I in HeIsman” and let Timmy put up Monster Stats against FSU (CrimiNoles / Semenholes) to bring the 3rd Heisman Trophy to UF. Then next year he can bring the 4th.

November 16, 2007 – Pre-FAU C-fest 07 is officially over and I will not mention the C#@k word again, as many readers have been concerned and/or disturbed. Relax people. I hate Guys............ I love Women (Jay from Clerks Circa 1994). Just got in from Softball and watching the first half of the Oregon - Arizona game. First play we saw was Dennis Dickson try to make a fake pitch juke and turned his knee. No contact on him and he left the game. Seriously, Tebow would have run on one knee (or 3rd leg) up the gut the next 2 plays and scored. I'm starting to feel more confident about "The Chosen One" getting what he rightfully deserves...........The Heisman. And as one intelligent tebowner.com reader put it..........Heisman couldn't win the Tebow award. I think Tebow needs 5 TDs in the first half of the FAU game (before exiting in the 2nd) and another 4 or 5 total against the freakin noles to secure the trophy. It was great timing to have 7 TDs against the Gamec#%ks on national TV last week, prior to a cupcake game against FAU won't be seen nationally. I almost forgot to give a shout to ......... Nevermind, Screw UT.

Teprowdiction: Gators 62 Owls 9: Timmy has 3 passing and 3 TDs in the first half. On his last play he runs for a 69 yard touchdown and stiff arms 7 defenders on the way to the end zone (two of which are knocked unconscious).

November 11, 2007 – Post Cockfest '07 Steve Who? That was the most dominating cock beating in years. After Tebow’s 3rd (of 7) TD of the evening there was no looking back and no chance of a comeback. Timmy and the Gators cock blocked any chance of SC taking a 2-1 lead in the Urban Vs. Stevil series. The sad thing is that there were a couple of dropped passes that Timmy put on the money in the end zone, or I think he could have had 9 or 10 TDs. That’s without Percy. I was a little concerned when I got to my seat in the stadium and found out he didn’t even make the trip with the team. Not to worry, as Timmy was a one man show. I also think it made Mullen spread the ball around instead of relying too much on Harvin (who usually does come through). My point is that the offense will be better when he returns. The pass defense was still not very good, but is slowly improving, while the run defense seemed to be very solid. At least this is what I seem to recall, but will have to watch the reply when I return to Lauderdale tonight. Teprow did a ton of partying both pre and post game in Columbia. Pregame consisted of knocking down many beers and a few Tanquerays at the UF Alumni gathering (left with a couple of mini bottles for the game) and a phenomenal tailgate party hosted by a very hospitable family of Cocks (Thanks Spike). Post Game my boys and I hit a few bars in Columbia and for the most part were received well, despite the fact I still wore the #15. It took about 3 hours and two different Waffle Houses before Teprow was able to conclude his night with some scattered smothered and covered, while being reminded that there still is a lot of racial tension in the South. However, I don’t want this to become a political blog, so back to the focus. Timmy showed why he is the most outstanding player in college football and deserves the Heisman more than anyone. If the Gators could have eliminated even one loss and remained in the hunt for a Championship, I think the H trophy would be a lock. However, now that it doesn’t seem likely to win the SEC, he may have to wait another year.

November 4, 2007 – Vandy Post-game Thoughts I didn’t pick the exact score of 49-22, but I was damn close (42-20) and it was exactly the type of game I hoped it would be…….BLOWOUT! Just what the Gator Nation needed to recover from the Cocktail Party hangover. Timmy looked great throwing the ball and only ran when he needed to. I don’t know if it was Frank Caliendo giving a Madden pep talk, the homecoming crowd in the Swamp, or that I watched my final game of the season at Bru’s East, but something lit a fire under the Gators’ Assess (especially the D) to make them dominate the game (like earlier in the season against Tennessee). And how good is Harvin? 100 yards rushing and receiving! If I had a little extra time and wasn’t so devoted to Timmy, I think I would have to start a PROcy Blog. However, it still may be too little too late if Tennessee and Georgia win out. Need Auburn and Kentucky to beat UGA and Arkansas, Vanderbuilt, or Kentucky to beat UT. Oh did I mention we need to break the 1-1 tie against the Ol’ Ball Coach, Stevil, in what I’m calling CockFest 2007. Relax, Teprow is VERY secure in his masculinity (I hate Guys….). I will be invading Columbia armed with my #15 jersey, my cousins, and a shitload of “cock” material (too easy). Unfortunately, none of my loyal readers have come through with Tickets (yet), so I guess I better bring some cash too. Teprowdiction: Gators 38 Cocks 28, Teprow gets great tickets, but doesn’t get to see the game because some Cock (fan) blindsides him, as he’s shotgunning beers in the parking lot, which incites an all out riot which Teprow’s gang does not have the numbers to win, but are easily identified by the Cock Cops in their bloody Gator attire.

November 2, 2007 – Vandy Pre-game Thoughts Vandy, Vandy, Vandy! Haven’t lost to them in 16 years, yet every year they always seem to give us a scare. I was at the game two years ago in the Swamp when we barely escaped with a W in double OT. It seems every year we are looking past Vandy to South Carolina, FSU, or the next “Big Game”, but this year Vandy is the next “Big Game”. Losing 3 out of the last 4 (reminiscent of the Zookie era) and returning to the Swamp, Teprow believes this game will set the tone for the remainder of the season and possibly next season. Despite numerous injuries we need to show some character and dominance against a significantly less talented team. All of our losses were to upper echelon SEC teams and all were close. If we win a tight game or God forbid lose, it would seem that the team has packed it in for the season. I don’t believe Timmy will let that happen, not again, not at home. Teprowdiction: Gators 42 Vandy 20

October 28, 2007 - Georgia Georgia how'd like ya like bite my ass All Tricks and No Treats this Halloween for the Gator Nation. I myself was tricked into thinking we had enough defense to let Tebow and the offense outscore opponents all the way to Atlanta. The Gator Defense is just too young and “ran out of gas” on Saturday and most games this season. 23 points by a very talented offense ( 7 on interception return) is not enough to carry this team. I usually defend Meyer and Mullen on their play calling and blame it on poor execution, but they have to pick the right times (down and distance and time left) to select plays other than your bread and butter (Tebow up the gut). I’ve been expecting more creative plays, but not on 4th and 2 in the fourth quarter, like the gadget pitch play from Caldwell to Harvin that never had a chance. The O-line was also suspect allowing 6 sacks that would have been more if Timmy wasn’t able to escape a few. Still not sure how bad Tebow’s right should was, but he still played a great game with 3 TD (2 rush, 1 pass) and no picks. No matter how painful, I’m sure he wanted the ball on 4th and 2 and it’s a shame the bad snap never gave him a chance to score with just over 2 minutes left. Harvin was really the only bright spot of the day. Without him, the game wouldn’t have been close. For Halloween, it would almost be appropriate for him to be Robin, if Tebow was Batman, but we all know Superman (Tebow) would never dress up as a lesser hero than he is in real life. Happy Halloween!

P.S. Teprow’s going to Columbia for Cockfest 2007, but still need tix. Let me know if you have any available. (teprow@tebowner.com).

October 26, 2007 - Teprow on Matt Ryan I was enjoying watching Matt Ryan’s Heisman hopes go down the drain after multiple sacks and two inceptions as the game entered the final 2 minutes. I was slightly impressed with his play as he scored 2 touchdowns to win the game. However, without the onside kick recovery, he never touches the ball again. Then to hear the announcers praise him as he’s puking on the sideline, made me want to puke. Two touchdowns and two picks is no Heisman performance. Tebow could drink a gallon of gasoline, make those plays (probably better), and wouldn’t even need to spit, let alone hurl. Teprow’s final analysis of Matt Ryan: Above average quarterback, who will probably be a capable NFL backup, but a real wuss. Tebow could tie both arms behind his back and outperform Ryan Matt.

October 22, 2007 - Let's get started ... I humbly welcome you to my lame blog. I didn’t ask for it, but I accept the challenge and will do my best to entertain the handful of fans unfortunate enough to find this page. I will only speak my opinions (screw the truth) about “The Chosen One” and the Mighty Gators. I’ve had no formal writing training. I’m just a crazed alum (see fan of the month Sept 2006) with an unmatched passion for Florida Football (and B-Ball, of course). Enough about me (The Un-Chosen One) lets talk about Timmy.

From the time Tebow signed his letter of intent with UF, there’s never been so much hype for anyone to walk on the campus. Was the hype deserved? Hell Yeah! This kid has so much talent and leadership, there’s no limit on how good he can be. That being said, Meyer and Mullen shouldn’t rely on him to carry the team every week (most weeks). Although it’s rare that I agree with Herbstreit, he said something so true on Game Day prior to the Kentucky game. He said, “While Andre Woodson is very accurate and possess great decision making skills, what sets Tebow apart form Woodson and other quarterbacks around the country is not his cannon left arm or his bulldozing legs, its what’s pounding in his chest. Nobody in college football has the heart and will to win of Tebow. That is the reason for this blog, this website, and why all of the Gator Nation adores him, while the rest of the country rags on him in jealousy and fear.

While I believe the rest of team needs a year to catch up to Tebow to make a National Championship Run, I still believe that if Tebow and Harvin stay healthy and Dan Mullen can mix up the offense (like he did against Ohio State) the Gators can continue to outscore teams including LSU in Atlanta to win a second consecutive SEC Title (2nd of Tebow’s 4 he will win). Am I overly optimistic? Maybe. But I feel we were just a play away in the Auburn and LSU games of being undefeated and number one. Even last year, the team went through the schedule playing well, but not playing to their potential until the end of the season when they shocked the world (except for G-Ville) and won the title. It’s been a crazy start to this year’s college football season. Who knows? Maybe Teprow’s (me) expectations are too low.